Primetime viewing zombies are expected to revolt when Bush interrupts their Amerikan (false) Idol programming this evening.
The Administration's plan to neutralize this very important demographic of their constituency is to deliver a message that they will all be able to relate to, remember, and get behind. "Fuck off," will be the new rallying cry/catch phrase of this increasingly facist administration. (facism brown is the new black in politics).
Social Security. Don't like Bush's plan? Fuck off.
Drilling for oil in Alaska. Nuclear power without regulation. "No child left behind." Mercury in our air and in our water. Telling us when we will live and die. Not a Christian? Not a CEO? Iraq. Afghanistan. Torture. "Fuck off," is all you'll get out of Bush & Co.
Zombie-neo-conservative-christian's unite and rejoyce, your savior has arrived!
Now go out into the world and spread the good word!
Fuck off!
