(Click the title to link to the site)
Can we really take another four years of the shrub and co.?
Yes. I am pissed about the election. I wish we (the people) were more like the good folks in the Ukraine. But seriously, aside for being a total dick, W. is a destructive mo-fo.
As fragile as we are at this moment, it the world physically, economically, and socially able to take another half a decade of these short-sighted- heavenly-mandated- economically-blasphemous policies?
Baton down the hatches, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Narco News
(Title links to site)
Perhaps this site could shed some light on our armchair discussions of the disfunctional drug policy and it's impact on the delicate balance of power in the Americas.
Just more of those people who see the world alittle different than you.
Open your eyes, we are everywhere.
Perhaps this site could shed some light on our armchair discussions of the disfunctional drug policy and it's impact on the delicate balance of power in the Americas.
Just more of those people who see the world alittle different than you.
Open your eyes, we are everywhere.
Shit is Rolling Down Hill; Troll Victim
Exibar the Troll fell victim to hate-crime.
Some say America is a real shitty place. This is fact, at least for the Trolls, the liberals, and everyone who didn't vote for bush.
Look out, and get ready for more shit to roll your way. Grab some toilet paper and a Shlitz cause it's only gettin worse. More to come.................................buy a gun.
Sunday, November 28, 2004
CONSUMER WARNING - THIS SEASON'S MOST DANGEROUS GIFT
The Day After...
9/27/04
The deal of the century, $9.99 "texas hold 'em" cards and chips from BIG LOTS.
Check out this card, it's the five of spades. Notice the damage on the upper left of the card.
If this defect is present on your item (Cardinal Industries "Deluxe Revolving Poker Rack") please post on this blog.
We'll file a class action law suit and sue those capitalist commie swine into non-existence! Those pinkos can't sell us this bunk! Consumers Unite!
"The ambience of this establishment reeks of redneckery."
- The Agenda
Friday, November 26, 2004
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
T.V.-Be-Gone Inspires New Device; C. Rice Missing
The makers of the little, trouble making device, T.V.-Be-Gone, have fueled entrepreneurs across the globe. Early Today, Ownurbox, makers of the flesh eating monkey pet, announced that they are now in "Be-Gone" market. At there corporate headquarters in Paris, France, Jean Leu introduced Ownurbox's newest device, the Bitch-Be-Gone.
Many in the press were skeptic; however, Leu removed their doubts by testing the device. He pointed the device at his lovely wife, and poof she was gone. Phil Materson, reporter for the New Hampshire Gazzette, screamed "Fraud." "Surely this is smoke and mirror," he finished.
Leu reamined firm. He turned on the television that was airing a press conference with the United States power trio; President Bush, Condeliza Rice, And Colin Powell. Leu then said, "Now watch the power of Bitch-Be-Gone." Rice instantly disapeared. Leu then informed the press that orders for Bitch-Be-Gone can be placed at Ownurbox.com.
Many in the press were skeptic; however, Leu removed their doubts by testing the device. He pointed the device at his lovely wife, and poof she was gone. Phil Materson, reporter for the New Hampshire Gazzette, screamed "Fraud." "Surely this is smoke and mirror," he finished.
Leu reamined firm. He turned on the television that was airing a press conference with the United States power trio; President Bush, Condeliza Rice, And Colin Powell. Leu then said, "Now watch the power of Bitch-Be-Gone." Rice instantly disapeared. Leu then informed the press that orders for Bitch-Be-Gone can be placed at Ownurbox.com.
United States of Ukraine
The results are in, but they don't match the exit polls. First the people cry fowl, then international election monitors confirm their accusitions, there is evidence of widespread fraud, irregularities, whatever you call it, it means the same thing, a "stolen" election. Tens of thousands of the People take to the streets in protests, camping out over night in freezing tempatures to keep their coutry free, demanding that their votes are counted, their voices heard.
Sound familiar? It should, but it most likely does not. These are the events that have been unfolding in the Ukraine over the last day or so. Eeirly similar to our own recent elections, Prime Minister Viktor Yanuknvych and opposition leader Viktor Yuschenko may seem to have very similar names, but they have vastly different ideas on where the future of their country exists.
What's ironic is this quote from from US Senator Richard Lugar, "It is now apparent that a concerted and forceful programme of election-day fraud and abuse was enacted with either the leadership or co-operation of governmental authorities." I understand that he's the chairman of the US Senate Foreign Relations Committee, but don't you think at least one US Sentator would stand up and voice these very same concerns for our election at home?
Even more, we should learn something from the Ukrainian people. Their democracy is still young, they still care, they have vivid memories of a recent past and they know what is at risk. With estimates of 33,000 cases of voting "irregularities" occuring throughout the US, and provisional ballots still to be counted in the decisive state of Ohio, the majority of Americans have already accepted their fate.
As it's often said, freedom isn't free. So as you settle down for your Thanksgiving feast and you ask youself (and your family) what do you really have to be thankful for this year? A free and fair election? Think again. Living in a democracy? Not for long. That your country is free from widespread social unrest? Well, then you only need to thank yourself for not resisting.
Sound familiar? It should, but it most likely does not. These are the events that have been unfolding in the Ukraine over the last day or so. Eeirly similar to our own recent elections, Prime Minister Viktor Yanuknvych and opposition leader Viktor Yuschenko may seem to have very similar names, but they have vastly different ideas on where the future of their country exists.
What's ironic is this quote from from US Senator Richard Lugar, "It is now apparent that a concerted and forceful programme of election-day fraud and abuse was enacted with either the leadership or co-operation of governmental authorities." I understand that he's the chairman of the US Senate Foreign Relations Committee, but don't you think at least one US Sentator would stand up and voice these very same concerns for our election at home?
Even more, we should learn something from the Ukrainian people. Their democracy is still young, they still care, they have vivid memories of a recent past and they know what is at risk. With estimates of 33,000 cases of voting "irregularities" occuring throughout the US, and provisional ballots still to be counted in the decisive state of Ohio, the majority of Americans have already accepted their fate.
As it's often said, freedom isn't free. So as you settle down for your Thanksgiving feast and you ask youself (and your family) what do you really have to be thankful for this year? A free and fair election? Think again. Living in a democracy? Not for long. That your country is free from widespread social unrest? Well, then you only need to thank yourself for not resisting.
My pussy's hurt!
Karma was out the other night (not last night when I thought she was lost, a night earlier) and I was going to get her. I tripped over a stupid potter and this scared the shit out of her. She shot of like a dart and tried to make a jump across the corner of the wall in our backyard and missed. It was actually pretty funny to watch.
What's sad is that I think she pulled a muscle or something. She's been really quiet and meows loudly whenever I pick her up. Does this require a visit to the vet or should I just let her walk it off?
(title links to The Agenda's image blog)
What's sad is that I think she pulled a muscle or something. She's been really quiet and meows loudly whenever I pick her up. Does this require a visit to the vet or should I just let her walk it off?
(title links to The Agenda's image blog)
Monday, November 22, 2004
Kill J.F.K the way Oswald did and win $100,000
Goto www.jfkreloaded.net for this crazy competition.
Don't shot me, I'm just delivering the news of the game!
Don't shot me, I'm just delivering the news of the game!
Not so nice game
This game allows you to simulate JFK's Assisination. Click the link. This is
just the demo, you have to buy the code for the full version. Let me know if
you get the code.
http://www.jfkreloaded.com/
just the demo, you have to buy the code for the full version. Let me know if
you get the code.
http://www.jfkreloaded.com/
How to Stop traffic!
Today, I walked in to an intersection. Six lanes meet from four directions. Over car horns, I heard someone yell from their car, "what the hell are you doing!"
I was definitely at a crossroad. I spun around slowly to examine the faces of the angered drivers. I felt like I was spinning for hours.
Moments before I stepped on to the center of the intersection, I wondered if drivers would stop their cars for me; for little, old me. When I drive, I always see deer on the side of the road. Sometimes, the deer look as if they have spontaneously combustion. Other times, they look serene, as if they slowly fell asleep while wandering the highway; barely making the median, they stop and take a nap.
I wonder why drivers don't stop for the deer. The possibilities are endless. The drivers were probably going to fast and the deer were moving to slow. Maybe, the driver was on the phone, talking to someone about just witnessing a deer falling asleep in the median of the highway just seconds ago. Little did the driver know that the there was another deer ahead. The second deer, the one the driver hit, was probably trying to figure out why the first deer wanted to sleep in the median.
The thought of the deer passed. I realized I wanted to walk dangerously like the deer. I knew the highway could be fatal. The intersection would possibly allow me to maintain my life, if the drivers stopped. And they did. I realized stopping traffic.
I was definitely at a crossroad. I spun around slowly to examine the faces of the angered drivers. I felt like I was spinning for hours.
Moments before I stepped on to the center of the intersection, I wondered if drivers would stop their cars for me; for little, old me. When I drive, I always see deer on the side of the road. Sometimes, the deer look as if they have spontaneously combustion. Other times, they look serene, as if they slowly fell asleep while wandering the highway; barely making the median, they stop and take a nap.
I wonder why drivers don't stop for the deer. The possibilities are endless. The drivers were probably going to fast and the deer were moving to slow. Maybe, the driver was on the phone, talking to someone about just witnessing a deer falling asleep in the median of the highway just seconds ago. Little did the driver know that the there was another deer ahead. The second deer, the one the driver hit, was probably trying to figure out why the first deer wanted to sleep in the median.
The thought of the deer passed. I realized I wanted to walk dangerously like the deer. I knew the highway could be fatal. The intersection would possibly allow me to maintain my life, if the drivers stopped. And they did. I realized stopping traffic.
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