T.V.-Be-Gone Inspires New Device; C. Rice Missing

The makers of the little, trouble making device, T.V.-Be-Gone, have fueled entrepreneurs across the globe. Early Today, Ownurbox, makers of the flesh eating monkey pet, announced that they are now in "Be-Gone" market. At there corporate headquarters in Paris, France, Jean Leu introduced Ownurbox's newest device, the Bitch-Be-Gone.
Many in the press were skeptic; however, Leu removed their doubts by testing the device. He pointed the device at his lovely wife, and poof she was gone. Phil Materson, reporter for the New Hampshire Gazzette, screamed "Fraud." "Surely this is smoke and mirror," he finished.
Leu reamined firm. He turned on the television that was airing a press conference with the United States power trio; President Bush, Condeliza Rice, And Colin Powell. Leu then said, "Now watch the power of Bitch-Be-Gone." Rice instantly disapeared. Leu then informed the press that orders for Bitch-Be-Gone can be placed at Ownurbox.com.