Sunday, November 28, 2004

CONSUMER WARNING - THIS SEASON'S MOST DANGEROUS GIFT


The Day After...

9/27/04

The deal of the century, $9.99 "texas hold 'em" cards and chips from BIG LOTS.

Check out this card, it's the five of spades. Notice the damage on the upper left of the card.

If this defect is present on your item (Cardinal Industries "Deluxe Revolving Poker Rack") please post on this blog.

We'll file a class action law suit and sue those capitalist commie swine into non-existence! Those pinkos can't sell us this bunk! Consumers Unite!

"The ambience of this establishment reeks of redneckery."

- The Agenda

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